Strangled Eggs
Strangled Eggs features Andy's unique take on life, his wit and alleged wisdom, and covers a diverse and hilarious range of topics: a diet that's sure to cleanse the colon; a society that's going straight to cell; Zen golf; liquor-less in Lent; the jousting abilities of a Dr. Lance A. Lot, and the haunting specter of weird Uncle Willard in a thong. Did we mention Nude Recreation Week in North America?
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The Sunforth Chronicles
A wry, satirical, small-town comedy in the tradition of Garrison Keillor and Stephen Leacock, The Sunforth Chronicles endearingly depicts the lives and times of the eccentric people residing in the town of Sunforth, circa 1970. Sections include: Where Corny's Coming From. The Marvelous Mugs Of Main Street. The Howl That Was The Owl Prowl. Plenty of Wieners, But No Winners! And Panties From Heaven...
Praise for The Sunforth Chronicles
“Anyone who grew up in a small Ontario town, or anyone who's ever been attacked by a boa constrictor, or hell, anyone will love this book. Andy Juniper takes you so deep into small town culture, you can only laugh your way out..."
“Anyone who grew up in a small Ontario town, or anyone who's ever been attacked by a boa constrictor, or hell, anyone will love this book. Andy Juniper takes you so deep into small town culture, you can only laugh your way out..."
- Comedian John Wing Jr.
"Like a squirrel digging up nuts after a long winter, Andy Juniper has unearthed some long, stowed-away humour. Light, fun and somehow familiar, this charming book reminded me of how entertaining all of our paths in life can be. I was convinced I had actually been in some of the locations Andy described so vividly. Bravo to you, Mr. Juniper, you put a giggle in my heart, and some sentiment in my soul. I recommend everyone grab a hold of this fantastic book..."
- Actor/comedian Harland Williams
strangledeggs.com
The name of this site evolved from a mangled breakfast order issued by the author's daughter -- then all of four years of age and already the crowned Queen of Malapropisms, putting other royal malaprop-sters like Yogi Berra to shame. This is the girl who once told her father he was "driving in the wrong erection" (analyze that, Freud!), and who was saddened when "daddy-boy" (as she called him), "soiled his bike" (thankfully, for a hefty chunk of change!).
